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Our 100% cotton canvas tote bags have plenty of room to carry everything you need when you are on the go. They include a bottom gusset and extra long handles for easy carrying.

  • 10 oz heavyweight natural canvas fabric
  • Full side and bottom gusset
  • 22" reinforced self-fabric handles
  • Machine washable
  • Measures 15" x 18" x 6"
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The Rapture Tote Bag
$13.99

The Rapture, the mythical instant when the saved will be lifted up to heaven, out of their cars and even their clothes, would be a charming belief in some isolated village.

Spiritual Tote Bag
$14.99

"spiritual adj: of no worldly value" Express irritation at the crowds who babble away about "spirituality."


Bible Biotech Tote Bag
$14.99

Here's a little ironic sarcasm.

Teach Evolution Tote Bag
$14.99

Here's a scripture that forbids teaching evolution. "Thou shalt not allow thy children to learn the ways of evolution in any schools of thine, nor shalt thou allow thy children to labor in a house of biotech, for rewarding careers are an abomination." So there!


Awe Inspiring Tote Bag
$14.99

"Which is more awe-inspiring: 6000 years, or 13,700,000,000?" Point out that Biblical literalism shrinks the human spirit.

ID since 9500BC Tote Bag
$14.99

"Intelligent Designers Since 9500 BC" We are the first intelligent designers of species on this planet, and that only since the beginning of agriculture.