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 The RaptureThe Rapture, the mythical instant when the saved will be lifted up to heaven, out of their cars and even their clothes, would be a charming belief in some isolated village. |
 Spiritual"spiritual adj: of no worldly value" Express irritation at the crowds who babble away about "spirituality." |
 Spend Reality/BExpress your heart-felt irritation. This design is popular in Texas and other places where proselytizers swarm. |
 Proselytizing/BFreedom to speak, yes. Freedom to attract an audience, yes. Freedom to compel an audience, no. |
 Religious Spam/BDon't you just hate people who fill up your mental in-box and claim they're doing you a favor? |
 Rapture/BThe Rapture, the mythical instant when the saved will be lifted up to heaven, out of their cars and even their clothes, would be a charming belief in some isolated village. |
 Spiritual adj/B"spiritual adj: of no worldly value" Express irritation at the crowds who babble away about "spirituality." |
 Bible BiotechHere's a little ironic sarcasm. |
 Teach EvolutionHere's a scripture that forbids teaching evolution. "Thou shalt not allow thy children to learn the ways of evolution in any schools of thine, nor shalt thou allow thy children to labor in a house of biotech, for rewarding careers are an abomination." So there! |
 Awe Inspiring"Which is more awe-inspiring: 6000 years, or 13,700,000,000?" Point out that Biblical literalism shrinks the human spirit. |
 ID since 9500BC"Intelligent Designers Since 9500 BC" We are the first intelligent designers of species on this planet, and that only since the beginning of agriculture. |
 Bible Biotech/BHere's a little ironic sarcasm. |
 Awe-inspiring/B"Which is more awe-inspiring: 6000 years, or 13,700,000,000?" Point out that Biblical literalism shrinks the human spirit. |
 ID 9500 BC/B"Intelligent Designers Since 9500 BC" We are the first intelligent designers of species on this planet, and that only since the beginning of agriculture. |
 WE IDs/BWe are intelligent designers of species since the beginning of agriculture. |
 Biotech Jobs/BBiotech companies spend millions on computing time to build evolutionary family trees of organisms. They wouldn't spend that money unless they needed to. |
 Evolution Trunk/BHere's a biological metaphor for the place of evolution in biology. |