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Our spaghetti tank from American Apparel will keep you in style year round. Made of soft 100% superfine combed cotton baby rib, this tank provides the perfect silhouette.

  • 5.8 oz. 100% Ultra-fine combed ring spun 1x1 baby rib cotton
  • Size up for a looser fit
  • ½ binding trim on straps and neck
  • Made in the U.S.A.
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Spend Reality? Jr. Spaghetti Tank
$17.99

Express your heart-felt irritation. This design is popular in Texas and other places where proselytizers swarm.

The Rapture Jr. Spaghetti Tank
$17.99

The Rapture, the mythical instant when the saved will be lifted up to heaven, out of their cars and even their clothes, would be a charming belief in some isolated village.


Spiritual Jr. Spaghetti Tank
$18.99

"spiritual adj: of no worldly value" Express irritation at the crowds who babble away about "spirituality."

Bible Biotech Jr. Spaghetti Tank
$18.99

Here's a little ironic sarcasm.


Teach Evolution Jr. Spaghetti Tank
$18.99

Here's a scripture that forbids teaching evolution. "Thou shalt not allow thy children to learn the ways of evolution in any schools of thine, nor shalt thou allow thy children to labor in a house of biotech, for rewarding careers are an abomination." So there!

Awe Inspiring Jr. Spaghetti Tank
$18.99

"Which is more awe-inspiring: 6000 years, or 13,700,000,000?" Point out that Biblical literalism shrinks the human spirit.


ID since 9500BC Jr. Spaghetti Tank
$18.99

"Intelligent Designers Since 9500 BC" We are the first intelligent designers of species on this planet, and that only since the beginning of agriculture.