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night/lifetime Mug
$12.99

The perfect size for your favorite morning beverage or late night brew. Large, easy-grip handle. Treat yourself or give as a gift to someone special.

  • Measures 3.75" tall, 3" diameter
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

night/lifetime Large Mug
$13.99

Super-size your favorite beverage or just size-up to avoid spills with our hefty, 15 oz. ceramic Large Mug. Large easy-grip handle. When you need more, mug it up.

  • Measures 4.5" tall, 3.25" diameter
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

night/lifetime Stein
$15.99

Heft a cold one in this 22 oz. ceramic stein with gold trim. A great “usable” alternative to the trophy. Make any day Oktoberfest whether with this impressive stein on the shelf or in-hand. Cheers!

  • Measures 6.75" tall, 3.75" diameter base, 3" diameter rim
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe


night/lifetime Tote Bag
$14.99

Our 100% cotton canvas tote bags have plenty of room to carry everything you need when you are on the go. They include a bottom gusset and extra long handles for easy carrying.

  • 10 oz heavyweight natural canvas fabric
  • Full side and bottom gusset
  • 22" reinforced self-fabric handles
  • Machine washable
  • Measures 15" x 18" x 6"

night/lifetime BBQ Apron
$16.99

Great in the kitchen or at the BBQ, our mid-length apron provides great coverage to help keep spills and splatters off your clothes. Makes a great gift for gourmets or grill-masters. Ties at neck and waist. Two center-stitched bottom compartment pouches for keeping tools and recipes handy. 35% Cotton / 65% polyester blend, twill fabric. Machine washable and guaranteed.

night/lifetime Journal
$11.99

Scribble important stuff - lyrics, recipes, addresses, and more. Our Wire-O bound, 160 page journal is unlined and measures 5" x 8", a handy on-the-go size to fit in your backpack. Go creative and let the muse flow.

  • Back cover made of thin black flexible textured plastic, measures 16/1000" thick
  • Front cover made of 12pt glossy paper, coated for scratch resistance
  • Filled with 60lb bookweight (24 lb bond) blank paper - NO LINES


night/lifetime Greeting Card
$3.99

Greeting cards are for more than holidays; they are a great way to express yourself and to keep in touch with friends and family. A personal note on a beautiful card will make a lasting impression and a touching keepsake.

  • Available in your choice of paper stock
    • High quality, chlorine and acid free matte paper consisting of 30% post consumer waste and 50% total recycled fiber
      • Twelve point, one-sided glossy paper
    • Envelope included
    • Measures 5" X 7"

night/lifetime Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)
$16.99

Greeting cards are for more than holidays; they are a great way to express yourself and to keep in touch with friends and family. A personal note on a beautiful card will make a lasting impression and a touching keepsake.

  • Available in your choice of paper stock
    • High quality, chlorine and acid free matte paper consisting of 30% post consumer waste and 50% total recycled fiber
    • Twelve point, one-sided glossy paper
  • Ten cards per package/envelopes included
  • Measures 5" X 7"

night/lifetime Greeting Cards (Pk of 20)
$27.99

Greeting cards are for more than holidays; they are a great way to express yourself and to keep in touch with friends and family. A personal note on a beautiful card will make a lasting impression and a touching keepsake.

  • Available in your choice of paper stock
    • High quality, chlorine and acid free matte paper consisting of 30% post consumer waste and 50% total recycled fiber
    • Twelve point, one-sided glossy paper
  • Full color/full bleed
  • Twenty cards per package/envelopes included
  • Measures 5" X 7"


night/lifetime Note Cards (Pk of 10)
$11.99

Sending a note card is the perfect way to express yourself anytime. Let your friends and family know you care, whether you're marking a special occasion or just keeping in touch. A personal note on a beautiful card will make a lasting impression and a touching keepsake.

  • Available in your choice of paper stock
    • High quality, chlorine and acid free matte paper consisting of 30% post consumer waste and 50% total recycled fiber
    • Twelve point, one-sided glossy paper
  • Ten cards per package/envelopes included
  • Measures 4.25" X 5.5"

night/lifetime Note Cards (Pk of 20)
$19.99

Sending a note card is the perfect way to express yourself anytime. Let your friends and family know you care, whether you're marking a special occasion or just keeping in touch. A personal note on a beautiful card will make a lasting impression and a touching keepsake.

  • Available in your choice of paper stock
    • High quality, chlorine and acid free matte paper consisting of 30% post consumer waste and 50% total recycled fiber
    • Twelve point, one-sided glossy paper
  • Twenty cards per package/envelopes included
  • Measures 4.25" X 5.5"

night/lifetime Postcards (Package of 8)
$7.99

These high quality postcards are printed on glossy, 12 pt paper, and come in a package of eight. The cards measure a standard 6" x 4" and are ready to send updates and greetings worldwide.

  • Full Bleed dynamic color
  • Sturdy 12 pt glossy paper
  • Package of eight


night/lifetime Keepsake Box
$22.99

Perfect for stylishly storing jewelry and mementos, this hardwood box showcases a ceramic tile. Spring-loaded hinged lid stays open without tipping the box over and snaps closed securely.

  • Made of solid hardwood with high-gloss lacquer finish
  • Interior is fully lined in velvet; bottom is covered with felt
  • Measures 5.5" x 5.5" x 2.25" with a 4.25" x 4.25" ceramic tile

night/lifetime Mousepad
$12.99

Keep your mouse rolling in style on our durable cloth top mousepad. A great gift for geeks, gamers, or anyone with a computer. Rubber backing prevents the mousepad from sliding. Machine washable.

night/lifetime Throw Pillow
$18.99

Add stylish fun to any room with our roomy Throw Pillow. It measures a sprawling 18" X 18" with an 11” X 11” image area so you can lounge in comfort. It’s made of ultra-soft brushed twill with a sturdy canvas image area. Ships with pillow insert. Removable zippered cover for easy laundering.


night/lifetime Tile Coaster
$6.99

Liven up any room or party with our fun, hip tile coasters, measuring 4.25” x 4.25” and 1/6-inch thick. Images are applied with a polyester resin that accepts dye as part of the coating. Four felt pads protect your furniture from scratches. Dishwasher safe. Not for use with abrasive cups and mugs.

night/lifetime Framed Tile
$10.99

Set off our decorative ceramic tile in its own stylish Cherrywood frame – the perfect way to complete a decorative gift or keepsake. Rounded edges and quality construction make this Framed Tile the ultimate wall accent.

  • Frame measures 6” x 6” x 0.5”, with 4.25” x 4.25” tile
  • Constructed of stained Cherrywood
  • Two holes for wall mounting

night/lifetime Large Poster
$19.99

Perfect for dressing up any wall, this is the perfect size for maximum visual impact, or instantly creating a theme for a room. Images look great on this high-quality poster, printed on heavyweight 7 mil semi-gloss paper using superior dye inks. Treat yourself or give as a gift.


night/lifetime Mini Poster Print
$6.99

Like a poster -- only smaller! Our high quality one page prints are printed on glossy, 12 point paper and measure 11" x 17".

  • Full bleed dynamic color
  • Glossy, 12 point paper

night/lifetime Small Poster
$15.99

Perfect for dressing up any wall, or instantly creating a theme for a room. Images look great on this high-quality poster, printed on heavyweight 7 mil semi-gloss paper using superior dye inks. Image size 16” X 20”. Treat yourself or give as a gift.

night/lifetime Framed Panel Print
$37.99

Prints are perfect for the home or office. All prints are custom manufactured using archival inks and acid-free paper. Framed prints are matted and framed in a stylish black frame with plexiglass cover. Frames include complete backing. Frame size: 13" x 16"


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