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Humorous Sayings and Quotes About Life


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Sayings and (Mis-) Quotes About Life

In Love With Nature, The Universe,...

Irked At Religious Kooks

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The perfect size for your favorite morning beverage or late night brew. Large, easy-grip handle. Treat yourself or give as a gift to someone special.

  • Measures 3.75" tall, 3" diameter
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
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Manuscript Mug
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"Life is a manuscript is search of a good editor." A life story, like a resume, is always more impressive if you leave some things out.

Unlived Life Mug
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"The unlived life is not worth examining." Socrates had it backwards.


Nice Day Mug
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"Childhood is blunder; adulthood, struggle; and old age, regret. Have a nice day." Please forgive our optimism.

Prompters Mug
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"Some are actors, some are audience, and some are prompters clutching last year's script." Express irritation at society's prompters.


Focus Mug
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You know if this one is right for you.

Genius Connections Mug
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It all depends on whether the insights work...


Victory Corner Mug
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This could be considered a sarcastic comment on American war policy, but there are periods in everybody's life when this is all too telling.

Freud Clam Mug
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"As Freud said, 'Sometimes a clam is just a clam.'" Even if they don't know the Freud/cigar story, the name Freud should make them see the clam in a certain light.


Farce Mug
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"Some lives are tragedies. Some lives are comedies. I'm auditioning for a bedroom farce." And we're looking for the other lead.

Two Objects Mug
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"Don't treat me like an object. Don't treat me like two objects." Express your irritation at male fixations.


Yin For My Yang Mug
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"I'm looking for a woman with a yin for my yang" I'd like a spiritual relationship.

night/lifetime Mug
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"I wish I'd had the sense to wear this when I was dating."


Awe Inspiring Mug
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"Which is more awe-inspiring: 6000 years, or 13,700,000,000?" Point out that Biblical literalism shrinks the human spirit.

ID since 9500BC Mug
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"Intelligent Designers Since 9500 BC" We are the first intelligent designers of species on this planet, and that only since the beginning of agriculture.


All Your Beer Mug
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"Drink all your beer. There are children sober in Africa." Mother had some useful advice.

Cup/Quip/Jive Mug
$11.99

Drunks think they're being clever.