From school, to carrying your laptop, to a hip alternative diaper bag, our versatile, spacious messenger bag is practically all you need to get you through every stage of your life – and look hip doing it.
- One front adjustable clasp closure.
- Main compartment has inside slip pocket.
- Front panel has zipper compartment.
- Adjustable 2" shoulder strap.
- 600 Denier Polyester
- Size: 14 1/2" x 12" x 5"
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Nice Day Messenger Bag
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Victory Corner Messenger Bag
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Farce Messenger Bag
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Two Objects Messenger Bag
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Awe Inspiring Messenger Bag
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