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Our Jr. Raglan from American Apparel is body contoured and baby soft. Made of 100% superfine combed cotton baby rib, this raglan provides the perfect look for any season.

  • 5.8 oz. 100% Ultra-fine combed ring spun 1x1 baby rib cotton
  • Size up for a looser fit
  • Made in the U.S.A.
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Manuscript Jr. Raglan
$19.99

"Life is a manuscript is search of a good editor." A life story, like a resume, is always more impressive if you leave some things out.

Unlived Life Jr. Raglan
$18.99

"The unlived life is not worth examining." Socrates had it backwards.


Nice Day Jr. Raglan
$19.99

"Childhood is blunder; adulthood, struggle; and old age, regret. Have a nice day." Please forgive our optimism.

Life Lemon Jr. Raglan
$19.99

"When Life hands you sugar, make lemonade." Where do these people get the idea that you already have the sugar?


Prompters Jr. Raglan
$19.99

"Some are actors, some are audience, and some are prompters clutching last year's script." Express irritation at society's prompters.

Focus Jr. Raglan
$18.99

You know if this one is right for you.


Genius Connections Jr. Raglan
$18.99

It all depends on whether the insights work...

Victory Corner Jr. Raglan
$19.99

This could be considered a sarcastic comment on American war policy, but there are periods in everybody's life when this is all too telling.


Freud Clam Jr. Raglan
$19.99

"As Freud said, 'Sometimes a clam is just a clam.'" Even if they don't know the Freud/cigar story, the name Freud should make them see the clam in a certain light.

Farce Jr. Raglan
$19.99

"Some lives are tragedies. Some lives are comedies. I'm auditioning for a bedroom farce." And we're looking for the other lead.


Two Objects Jr. Raglan
$19.99

"Don't treat me like an object. Don't treat me like two objects." Express your irritation at male fixations.

night/lifetime Jr. Raglan
$19.99

"I wish I'd had the sense to wear this when I was dating."


Awe Inspiring Jr. Raglan
$19.99

"Which is more awe-inspiring: 6000 years, or 13,700,000,000?" Point out that Biblical literalism shrinks the human spirit.

ID since 9500BC Jr. Raglan
$19.99

"Intelligent Designers Since 9500 BC" We are the first intelligent designers of species on this planet, and that only since the beginning of agriculture.


All Your Beer Jr. Raglan
$19.99

"Drink all your beer. There are children sober in Africa." Mother had some useful advice.

Cup/Quip/Jive Jr. Raglan
$18.99

Drunks think they're being clever.