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ID since 9500BC Mug
$12.99

The perfect size for your favorite morning beverage or late night brew. Large, easy-grip handle. Treat yourself or give as a gift to someone special.

  • Measures 3.75" tall, 3" diameter
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

ID since 9500BC Large Mug
$13.99

Super-size your favorite beverage or just size-up to avoid spills with our hefty, 15 oz. ceramic Large Mug. Large easy-grip handle. When you need more, mug it up.

  • Measures 4.5" tall, 3.25" diameter
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

ID since 9500BC Stein
$15.99

Heft a cold one in this 22 oz. ceramic stein with gold trim. A great “usable” alternative to the trophy. Make any day Oktoberfest whether with this impressive stein on the shelf or in-hand. Cheers!

  • Measures 6.75" tall, 3.75" diameter base, 3" diameter rim
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe


ID since 9500BC Tote Bag
$14.99

Our 100% cotton canvas tote bags have plenty of room to carry everything you need when you are on the go. They include a bottom gusset and extra long handles for easy carrying.

  • 10 oz heavyweight natural canvas fabric
  • Full side and bottom gusset
  • 22" reinforced self-fabric handles
  • Machine washable
  • Measures 15" x 18" x 6"

ID since 9500BC Messenger Bag
$21.99

From school, to carrying your laptop, to a hip alternative diaper bag, our versatile, spacious messenger bag is practically all you need to get you through every stage of your life – and look hip doing it.

  • One front adjustable clasp closure.
  • Main compartment has inside slip pocket.
  • Front panel has zipper compartment.
  • Adjustable 2" shoulder strap.
  • 600 Denier Polyester
  • Size: 14 1/2" x 12" x 5"


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