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Life Is a Manuscript "Life is a manuscript is search of a good editor." A life story, like a resume, is always more impressive if you leave some things out.
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Unlived Life "The unlived life is not worth examining." Socrates had it backwards.
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Have a Nice Day Anyway "Childhood is blunder; adulthood, struggle; and old age, regret. Have a nice day." Please forgive our optimism.
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Life Lemon "When Life hands you sugar, make lemonade." Where do these people get the idea that you already have the sugar?
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Prompters "Some are actors, some are audience, and some are prompters clutching last year's script." Express irritation at society's prompters.
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Focus You know if this one is right for you.
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A Genius Sees Connections It all depends on whether the insights work...
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Prevent Happiness "Money doesn't prevent happiness. (What you do to get it might.)" Actually, money has a pretty low marginal utility, happiness-wise.
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Victory Is Just Around The Corner This could be considered a sarcastic comment on American war policy, but there are periods in everybody's life when this is all too telling.
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Life Is a Manuscript "Life is a manuscript is search of a good editor." A life story, like a resume, is always more impressive if you leave some things out.
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Prevent Happiness "Money doesn't prevent happiness. (What you do to get it might.)"
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Life Lemon "When Life hands you sugar, make lemonade." Where do these people get the idea that you already have the sugar?
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Unlived Life "The unlived life is not worth examining." Socrates had it backwards.
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Some Questions "Some questions are too important to dismiss with answers." Some people offer the answer to all life's questions. No thank you.
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Freud Clam "As Freud said, 'Sometimes a clam is just a clam.'" Even if they don't know the Freud/cigar story, the name Freud should make them see the clam in a certain light.
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Farce "Some lives are tragedies. Some lives are comedies. I'm auditioning for a bedroom farce." And we're looking for the other lead.
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Two Objects "Don't treat me like an object. Don't treat me like two objects." Express your irritation at male fixations.
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Yin For My Yang "I'm looking for a woman with a yin for my yang" I'd like a spiritual relationship.
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One Night or One Lifetime "I wish I'd had the sense to wear this when I was dating."
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Awe Inspiring "Which is more awe-inspiring: 6000 years, or 13,700,000,000?" Point out that Biblical literalism shrinks the human spirit.
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Intelligent Designers since 9500BC "Intelligent Designers Since 9500 BC" We are the first intelligent designers of species on this planet, and that only since the beginning of agriculture.
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All Your Beer "Drink all your beer. There are children sober in Africa." Mother had some useful advice.
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Cup/Quip/Jive Drunks think they're being clever.
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