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Sayings and (Mis-) Quotes About Life

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Manuscript White T-Shirt
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"Life is a manuscript is search of a good editor." A life story, like a resume, is always more impressive if you leave some things out.

Unlived Life White T-Shirt
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"The unlived life is not worth examining." Socrates had it backwards.


Nice Day White T-Shirt
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"Childhood is blunder; adulthood, struggle; and old age, regret. Have a nice day." Please forgive our optimism.

Life Lemon White T-Shirt
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"When Life hands you sugar, make lemonade." Where do these people get the idea that you already have the sugar?


Prompters White T-Shirt
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"Some are actors, some are audience, and some are prompters clutching last year's script." Express irritation at society's prompters.

Focus White T-Shirt
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You know if this one is right for you.


Genius Connections White T-Shirt
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It all depends on whether the insights work...

Victory Corner White T-Shirt
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This could be considered a sarcastic comment on American war policy, but there are periods in everybody's life when this is all too telling.


Freud Clam White T-Shirt
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"As Freud said, 'Sometimes a clam is just a clam.'" Even if they don't know the Freud/cigar story, the name Freud should make them see the clam in a certain light.

Farce White T-Shirt
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"Some lives are tragedies. Some lives are comedies. I'm auditioning for a bedroom farce." And we're looking for the other lead.


Two Objects White T-Shirt
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"Don't treat me like an object. Don't treat me like two objects." Express your irritation at male fixations.

Yin For My Yang White T-Shirt
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"I'm looking for a woman with a yin for my yang" I'd like a spiritual relationship.


night/lifetime White T-Shirt
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"I wish I'd had the sense to wear this when I was dating."

Awe Inspiring White T-Shirt
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"Which is more awe-inspiring: 6000 years, or 13,700,000,000?" Point out that Biblical literalism shrinks the human spirit.


ID since 9500BC White T-Shirt
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"Intelligent Designers Since 9500 BC" We are the first intelligent designers of species on this planet, and that only since the beginning of agriculture.

All Your Beer White T-Shirt
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"Drink all your beer. There are children sober in Africa." Mother had some useful advice.


Cup/Quip/Jive White T-Shirt
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Drunks think they're being clever.