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Sayings and (Mis-) Quotes About Life

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Irked At Religious Kooks

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Our Women’s Raglan Tracksuit is sporty, stylish and ultra-soft, so it feels great against the skin. The zip up hoodie is side-seamed for a shapely fit. The color coordinated sweatpants are destined to be your favorite pair, with a straight leg fit, and pre-laundered, for no shrinking. It’s an easy way to look great after a workout, or hanging out in comfort.

  • Preshrunk and laundered 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • 7.5 ounce mid-weight fleece
  • Straight-leg sweatpants with drawstring waist
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Manuscript Women's Tracksuit
$44.99

"Life is a manuscript is search of a good editor." A life story, like a resume, is always more impressive if you leave some things out.

Unlived Life Women's Tracksuit
$41.99

"The unlived life is not worth examining." Socrates had it backwards.


Nice Day Women's Tracksuit
$44.99

"Childhood is blunder; adulthood, struggle; and old age, regret. Have a nice day." Please forgive our optimism.

Life Lemon Women's Tracksuit
$44.99

"When Life hands you sugar, make lemonade." Where do these people get the idea that you already have the sugar?


Prompters Women's Tracksuit
$44.99

"Some are actors, some are audience, and some are prompters clutching last year's script." Express irritation at society's prompters.

Focus Women's Tracksuit
$41.99

You know if this one is right for you.


Genius Connections Women's Tracksuit
$41.99

It all depends on whether the insights work...

Victory Corner Women's Tracksuit
$44.99

This could be considered a sarcastic comment on American war policy, but there are periods in everybody's life when this is all too telling.


Freud Clam Women's Tracksuit
$44.99

"As Freud said, 'Sometimes a clam is just a clam.'" Even if they don't know the Freud/cigar story, the name Freud should make them see the clam in a certain light.

Farce Women's Tracksuit
$44.99

"Some lives are tragedies. Some lives are comedies. I'm auditioning for a bedroom farce." And we're looking for the other lead.


Two Objects Women's Tracksuit
$44.99

"Don't treat me like an object. Don't treat me like two objects." Express your irritation at male fixations.

night/lifetime Women's Tracksuit
$44.99

"I wish I'd had the sense to wear this when I was dating."


Awe Inspiring Women's Tracksuit
$44.99

"Which is more awe-inspiring: 6000 years, or 13,700,000,000?" Point out that Biblical literalism shrinks the human spirit.

ID since 9500BC Women's Tracksuit
$44.99

"Intelligent Designers Since 9500 BC" We are the first intelligent designers of species on this planet, and that only since the beginning of agriculture.


All Your Beer Women's Tracksuit
$44.99

"Drink all your beer. There are children sober in Africa." Mother had some useful advice.

Cup/Quip/Jive Women's Tracksuit
$41.99

Drunks think they're being clever.