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Sayings and (Mis-) Quotes About Life

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Irked At Religious Kooks

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Our 100% cotton, women's plus size scoop neck tee is luxuriously soft. Constructed of mid-weight jersey, it's just the right weight for layering. Side seamed construction provides the perfect shape.

  • 5.5 oz. 100% luxuriously soft combed ring spun cotton
  • Standard fit
  • Side seamed contoured shape
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Manuscript Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
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"Life is a manuscript is search of a good editor." A life story, like a resume, is always more impressive if you leave some things out.

Unlived Life Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
$25.99

"The unlived life is not worth examining." Socrates had it backwards.


Nice Day Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
$27.99

"Childhood is blunder; adulthood, struggle; and old age, regret. Have a nice day." Please forgive our optimism.

Life Lemon Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
$27.99

"When Life hands you sugar, make lemonade." Where do these people get the idea that you already have the sugar?


Prompters Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
$27.99

"Some are actors, some are audience, and some are prompters clutching last year's script." Express irritation at society's prompters.

Focus Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
$25.99

You know if this one is right for you.


Genius Connections Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
$25.99

It all depends on whether the insights work...

Victory Corner Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
$27.99

This could be considered a sarcastic comment on American war policy, but there are periods in everybody's life when this is all too telling.


Freud Clam Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
$27.99

"As Freud said, 'Sometimes a clam is just a clam.'" Even if they don't know the Freud/cigar story, the name Freud should make them see the clam in a certain light.

Farce Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
$27.99

"Some lives are tragedies. Some lives are comedies. I'm auditioning for a bedroom farce." And we're looking for the other lead.


Two Objects Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
$27.99

"Don't treat me like an object. Don't treat me like two objects." Express your irritation at male fixations.

night/lifetime Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
$27.99

"I wish I'd had the sense to wear this when I was dating."


Awe Inspiring Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
$27.99

"Which is more awe-inspiring: 6000 years, or 13,700,000,000?" Point out that Biblical literalism shrinks the human spirit.

ID since 9500BC Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
$27.99

"Intelligent Designers Since 9500 BC" We are the first intelligent designers of species on this planet, and that only since the beginning of agriculture.


All Your Beer Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
$27.99

"Drink all your beer. There are children sober in Africa." Mother had some useful advice.

Cup/Quip/Jive Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
$25.99

Drunks think they're being clever.