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Sayings and (Mis-) Quotes About Life

In Love With Nature, The Universe,...

Irked At Religious Kooks

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Our 100% cotton, women's plus size scoop neck tee is luxuriously soft. Constructed of mid-weight jersey, it's just the right weight for layering. Side seamed construction provides the perfect shape.

  • 5.5 oz. 100% luxuriously soft combed ring spun cotton
  • Standard fit
  • Side seamed contoured shape
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Manuscript Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shirt
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"Life is a manuscript is search of a good editor." A life story, like a resume, is always more impressive if you leave some things out.

Life Lemon Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shirt
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"When Life hands you sugar, make lemonade." Where do these people get the idea that you already have the sugar?


Focus Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shirt
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You know if this one is right for you.

Genius Connections Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shirt
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It all depends on whether the insights work...


Victory Corner Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shirt
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This could be considered a sarcastic comment on American war policy, but there are periods in everybody's life when this is all too telling.

Freud Clam Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shirt
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"As Freud said, 'Sometimes a clam is just a clam.'" Even if they don't know the Freud/cigar story, the name Freud should make them see the clam in a certain light.


night/lifetime Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shirt
$27.99

"I wish I'd had the sense to wear this when I was dating."

Awe Inspiring Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shirt
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"Which is more awe-inspiring: 6000 years, or 13,700,000,000?" Point out that Biblical literalism shrinks the human spirit.


ID since 9500BC Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shirt
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"Intelligent Designers Since 9500 BC" We are the first intelligent designers of species on this planet, and that only since the beginning of agriculture.

All Your Beer Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shirt
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"Drink all your beer. There are children sober in Africa." Mother had some useful advice.


Cup/Quip/Jive Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shirt
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Drunks think they're being clever.