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Sayings and (Mis-) Quotes About Life

In Love With Nature, The Universe,...

Irked At Religious Kooks

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Manuscript Women's Dark T-Shirt
$22.99

"Life is a manuscript is search of a good editor." A life story, like a resume, is always more impressive if you leave some things out.

Life Lemon Women's Dark T-Shirt
$22.99

"When Life hands you sugar, make lemonade." Where do these people get the idea that you already have the sugar?


Focus Women's Dark T-Shirt
$20.99

You know if this one is right for you.

Genius Connections Women's Dark T-Shirt
$20.99

It all depends on whether the insights work...


Victory Corner Women's Dark T-Shirt
$22.99

This could be considered a sarcastic comment on American war policy, but there are periods in everybody's life when this is all too telling.

Freud Clam Women's Dark T-Shirt
$22.99

"As Freud said, 'Sometimes a clam is just a clam.'" Even if they don't know the Freud/cigar story, the name Freud should make them see the clam in a certain light.


night/lifetime Women's Dark T-Shirt
$22.99

"I wish I'd had the sense to wear this when I was dating."

Awe Inspiring Women's Dark T-Shirt
$22.99

"Which is more awe-inspiring: 6000 years, or 13,700,000,000?" Point out that Biblical literalism shrinks the human spirit.


ID since 9500BC Women's Dark T-Shirt
$22.99

"Intelligent Designers Since 9500 BC" We are the first intelligent designers of species on this planet, and that only since the beginning of agriculture.

All Your Beer Women's Dark T-Shirt
$22.99

"Drink all your beer. There are children sober in Africa." Mother had some useful advice.


Cup/Quip/Jive Women's Dark T-Shirt
$20.99

Drunks think they're being clever.