Our 100% cotton canvas tote bags have plenty of room to carry everything you need when you are on the go. They include a bottom gusset and extra long handles for easy carrying.
- 10 oz heavyweight natural canvas fabric
- Full side and bottom gusset
- 22" reinforced self-fabric handles
- Machine washable
- Measures 15" x 18" x 6"
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Manuscript Tote Bag
$14.99 "Life is a manuscript is search of a good editor." A life story, like a resume, is always more impressive if you leave some things out.
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Unlived Life Tote Bag
$13.99 "The unlived life is not worth examining." Socrates had it backwards.
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Nice Day Tote Bag
$14.99 "Childhood is blunder; adulthood, struggle; and old age, regret. Have a nice day." Please forgive our optimism.
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Prompters Tote Bag
$14.99 "Some are actors, some are audience, and some are prompters clutching last year's script." Express irritation at society's prompters.
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Focus Tote Bag
$13.99 You know if this one is right for you.
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Genius Connections Tote Bag
$13.99 It all depends on whether the insights work...
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Victory Corner Tote Bag
$14.99 This could be considered a sarcastic comment on American war policy, but there are periods in everybody's life when this is all too telling.
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Freud Clam Tote Bag
$14.99 "As Freud said, 'Sometimes a clam is just a clam.'" Even if they don't know the Freud/cigar story, the name Freud should make them see the clam in a certain light.
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Farce Tote Bag
$14.99 "Some lives are tragedies. Some lives are comedies. I'm auditioning for a bedroom farce." And we're looking for the other lead.
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Two Objects Tote Bag
$14.99 "Don't treat me like an object. Don't treat me like two objects." Express your irritation at male fixations.
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Yin For My Yang Tote Bag
$14.99 "I'm looking for a woman with a yin for my yang" I'd like a spiritual relationship.
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night/lifetime Tote Bag
$14.99 "I wish I'd had the sense to wear this when I was dating."
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Awe Inspiring Tote Bag
$14.99 "Which is more awe-inspiring: 6000 years, or 13,700,000,000?" Point out that Biblical literalism shrinks the human spirit.
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ID since 9500BC Tote Bag
$14.99 "Intelligent Designers Since 9500 BC" We are the first intelligent designers of species on this planet, and that only since the beginning of agriculture.
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All Your Beer Tote Bag
$14.99 "Drink all your beer. There are children sober in Africa." Mother had some useful advice.
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Cup/Quip/Jive Tote Bag
$13.99 Drunks think they're being clever.
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