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Sayings and (Mis-) Quotes About Life

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Irked At Religious Kooks

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Our Long Sleeve Black T-Shirt adds an extra element of style for a casual night out, or to keep the chill off. Made of 100% ringspun cotton for maximum comfort, put on your new favorite T-Shirt from a favorite, trusted name in t-shirts, Hanes.

  • 6.1 oz. 100% luxuriously soft ring spun cotton
  • Standard fit
  • Ribbed sleeve cuffs
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Manuscript Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
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"Life is a manuscript is search of a good editor." A life story, like a resume, is always more impressive if you leave some things out.

Life Lemon Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$27.99

"When Life hands you sugar, make lemonade." Where do these people get the idea that you already have the sugar?


Focus Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$25.99

You know if this one is right for you.

Genius Connections Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$25.99

It all depends on whether the insights work...


Victory Corner Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$27.99

This could be considered a sarcastic comment on American war policy, but there are periods in everybody's life when this is all too telling.

Freud Clam Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$27.99

"As Freud said, 'Sometimes a clam is just a clam.'" Even if they don't know the Freud/cigar story, the name Freud should make them see the clam in a certain light.


Yin For My Yang Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
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"I'm looking for a woman with a yin for my yang" I'd like a spiritual relationship.

night/lifetime Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$27.99

"I wish I'd had the sense to wear this when I was dating."


Awe Inspiring Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
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"Which is more awe-inspiring: 6000 years, or 13,700,000,000?" Point out that Biblical literalism shrinks the human spirit.

ID since 9500BC Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$27.99

"Intelligent Designers Since 9500 BC" We are the first intelligent designers of species on this planet, and that only since the beginning of agriculture.


All Your Beer Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$27.99

"Drink all your beer. There are children sober in Africa." Mother had some useful advice.

Cup/Quip/Jive Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$25.99

Drunks think they're being clever.