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Sayings and (Mis-) Quotes About Life

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Manuscript Green T-Shirt
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"Life is a manuscript is search of a good editor." A life story, like a resume, is always more impressive if you leave some things out.

Unlived Life Green T-Shirt
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"The unlived life is not worth examining." Socrates had it backwards.


Prompters Green T-Shirt
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"Some are actors, some are audience, and some are prompters clutching last year's script." Express irritation at society's prompters.

Focus Green T-Shirt
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You know if this one is right for you.


Genius Connections Green T-Shirt
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It all depends on whether the insights work...

Victory Corner Green T-Shirt
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This could be considered a sarcastic comment on American war policy, but there are periods in everybody's life when this is all too telling.


Freud Clam Green T-Shirt
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"As Freud said, 'Sometimes a clam is just a clam.'" Even if they don't know the Freud/cigar story, the name Freud should make them see the clam in a certain light.

Farce Green T-Shirt
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"Some lives are tragedies. Some lives are comedies. I'm auditioning for a bedroom farce." And we're looking for the other lead.


Yin For My Yang Green T-Shirt
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"I'm looking for a woman with a yin for my yang" I'd like a spiritual relationship.

Awe Inspiring Green T-Shirt
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"Which is more awe-inspiring: 6000 years, or 13,700,000,000?" Point out that Biblical literalism shrinks the human spirit.


ID since 9500BC Green T-Shirt
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"Intelligent Designers Since 9500 BC" We are the first intelligent designers of species on this planet, and that only since the beginning of agriculture.

All Your Beer Green T-Shirt
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"Drink all your beer. There are children sober in Africa." Mother had some useful advice.


Cup/Quip/Jive Green T-Shirt
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Drunks think they're being clever.