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Our Goal

Our goal is to help people display their wit through T-shirts and other self-expression products.

We ourselves offer many unique, witty designs through CafePress, and for those occasions when nothing you find is quite right, we offer information about how to design your own T-shirts, have them printed for you, and how to offer them for sale on the web.

Many Designs To Choose Among

We currently have 15 designs on our Life Sayings And Quotes T-shirts and gifts, and 20 for our Unitarian T-shirts and gifts. More designs for both are under development, and we have other collections that we haven't linked into our web site yet.

Satisfaction Guaranteed

100% Money Back Guaranteed On All Products. Shop from home with confidence: Your order is backed by a 30-Day 100% Money Back Guarantee. Our guarantee gives you plenty of time to check items for quality, color, and size. If for any reason you wish to return or exchange an item, just contact our CafePress.com Customer Service department and you're done! For details, and action if you need it, go to our Witty Self Expression at CafePress page and click on the Satisfaction Guaranteed, Customer Service, or Return or Exchanges link at the bottom of the page.

How To Design Your Own T-shirts And Put Them On The Web

We have been selling our own T-shirts and other self-expression products over the web without having to maintain any inventory. In this article, our epigrammatist tells you how you can do it too. You can create something utterly unique for yourself, create something for your club or organization, and maybe find a self-financing hobby. Maybe you'll get rich selling them over the web.  (It'd be nice if one of us did.)

Quality and Choice

We offer 16 types of men's apparel, 17 varieties of women's apparel (or 33, counting the men's), five for Jrs., five varieties for kids, plus two for infants and one for toddlers. They are of high quality for your comfort. They are durable. Plus, there is one "value" T-shirt for when price is the major concern. (By the way, the above caption says: "Some are actors, some are audience, and some are prompters clutching last year's script.")

Privacy Policy

CafePress.com collects enough information to bill you and ship your product to you. They give us just enough information to check up on them. We don't pass that information on to anyone. We don't use it ourselves except to see what products are selling. For more details go to our Witty Self Expression at CafePress Privacy Information page.

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More designs are under development.
Come back to see more gifts and T-shirts.